THREE MONTHS LATER!!!
I'm not going to try to explain what has all happened in the past few months since any serious news coverage came forth from the loins of this blog.
Suffice it to say... nothing.
HOW we got to this point I have no idea, but we are literally on the verge of a Federal Government shutdown.
Of course, the way that Obama plans to assist in rectifying this situation is by cutting 800,000 jobs; so, we won't be sucked into this abyss of governmentlessness that we are inches away from now, and it will only cost .2% of the population their livelihood.
Now, I'm going to give you all a reality check, and I'm not going to do it nicely: where's the change? Obama promised us an America with a balanced budget and a "happily ever after." I'm not seeing it. I'm not seeing him even walking that way. In fact, the deficit continues to rise as you sit here reading this.
He failed us.
Now, I know you pablum puking liberals out there will call me racist and think up any of a dozen reasons that I'm a terrible person for saying this, but instead of doing that, shut up and listen to practicality for a change. Liberalism is idealism. Conservatism is materialism... and right now, we need to focus on materialism.
The problem is timing. Right now, yes, we have people with problems and issues and boo-hoo, but we also have a $14 trillion debt that is destroying jobs and wrecking the economy. The difficult question that the government should be asking itself is: "What is the most immediate problem so we can fix it for our people?" Good question, but they are not asking it.
The point is, this is what should have been thought of a year ago. It wasn't. Now we're shutting down.
I guess with no more Federal Government, I have no more news... well, I'm out of here I guess.
Farewell from Blasphemy. We'll be back with the new regime.
4/08/2011
3/22/2011
Bi Polar News
So, we here at Blasphemy believe strongly in comedy. Unfortunately, there are times when things just aren't funny, so, for the first time, we're making up the news... BUT, since this IS a news blog, we will supply the true, boring story at the bottom (because you couldn't just be happy with what you got otherwise).
Several hundred domestic terrorists were arrested after forming an unruly mob and marching down Lake drive in support of the recall effort currently in effect against beloved State Senator Alberta Darling last week.
The mob, symbolizing blasphemy and anarchy against Governor Scott Walker’s administration, attempted to move from mid Shorewood to Big Bay Park in Whitefish Bay, where police waited to arrest the traitorous monsters.
As the group headed North, several of these terrorists were taken out by precise sniper fire from Wisconsin’s national guard (ordered in by Governor Walker earlier that day).
Traffic barriers were erected to ensure driver safety just before the mass arrived. As our savior troops stormed the protestors, many bellowed in fury, “Tell me what democracy sounds like!” to which the other traitors collectively bellowed “THIS is what democracy sounds like!” These were clearly dangerous criminals.
Thankfully, only a handful of treasonous protestors made it to Big Bay, where they were all arrested and immediately sent to Guantanamo Bay. Thank God for Scott Walker and those like him who protect us from these dangers.
This report has been brought to you by Fox News Milwaukee, bringing you the real news, the way it really happens, all the time.
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And now the real story (trust us, don't read it, you'll regret it)
In solidarity with the recall effort against Alberta Darling, several hundred demonstrators marched down Lake drive last week in Shorewood.
The march, held in conjunction with ongoing protest efforts against Governor Scott Walker’s administration, moved from South Shorewood to Big Bay Park in Whitefish Bay, where many marchers remained to hold signs and wave flags for passing cars to see.
As the group headed North, several participants peeled off the main mass to remain at even positions along the route, toting placards baring the specific distance remaining until Big Bay.
As cars passed by, horns blared to a recognized pattern that sounded out the symbolic words “Tell me what democracy sounds like!” to which the demonstrators would collectively bellow in response: “THIS is what democracy sounds like!”
The march lasted from 4PM to 6PM, yet dozens of people remained at Big Bay to continue the effort far after the end of the event.
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See? No fun, no blood, no freakshow... just stupid news news. Oh well.
Several hundred domestic terrorists were arrested after forming an unruly mob and marching down Lake drive in support of the recall effort currently in effect against beloved State Senator Alberta Darling last week.
The mob, symbolizing blasphemy and anarchy against Governor Scott Walker’s administration, attempted to move from mid Shorewood to Big Bay Park in Whitefish Bay, where police waited to arrest the traitorous monsters.
As the group headed North, several of these terrorists were taken out by precise sniper fire from Wisconsin’s national guard (ordered in by Governor Walker earlier that day).
Traffic barriers were erected to ensure driver safety just before the mass arrived. As our savior troops stormed the protestors, many bellowed in fury, “Tell me what democracy sounds like!” to which the other traitors collectively bellowed “THIS is what democracy sounds like!” These were clearly dangerous criminals.
Thankfully, only a handful of treasonous protestors made it to Big Bay, where they were all arrested and immediately sent to Guantanamo Bay. Thank God for Scott Walker and those like him who protect us from these dangers.
This report has been brought to you by Fox News Milwaukee, bringing you the real news, the way it really happens, all the time.
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And now the real story (trust us, don't read it, you'll regret it)
In solidarity with the recall effort against Alberta Darling, several hundred demonstrators marched down Lake drive last week in Shorewood.
The march, held in conjunction with ongoing protest efforts against Governor Scott Walker’s administration, moved from South Shorewood to Big Bay Park in Whitefish Bay, where many marchers remained to hold signs and wave flags for passing cars to see.
As the group headed North, several participants peeled off the main mass to remain at even positions along the route, toting placards baring the specific distance remaining until Big Bay.
As cars passed by, horns blared to a recognized pattern that sounded out the symbolic words “Tell me what democracy sounds like!” to which the demonstrators would collectively bellow in response: “THIS is what democracy sounds like!”
The march lasted from 4PM to 6PM, yet dozens of people remained at Big Bay to continue the effort far after the end of the event.
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See? No fun, no blood, no freakshow... just stupid news news. Oh well.
2/28/2011
Not REALLY Egypt... But Egypt
I'm not breaking my promise, this is not TECHNICALLY about Egypt... but it continues the Egyptian legacy.
The United States has started "repositioning troops" it has stationed in the Northern part of Africa in response to recent Libyan and Egyptian military coups.
Because... you know... Egypt and Libya need big brother to watch their every step.
It's just annoying that the United States thinks it can come in and play "protector" for all of the countries... frankly, if they throw themselves into a state of civil war, let them!
I'm really not kidding. Let them kill each other off if that's what their "democracy" gets them. We don't have to keep making sure no one stubs their toes when they try to climb the stairs.
I'd like to see what the US is doing about all the gang wars going on in cities; what they plan to do about drug trafficking here; what they want to do for the starving people on our own streets.
Why is it that in every other country, they don't care if it ISN'T in their backyard... but America keeps looking everywhere but in the mirror...
Get your house in order before you start worrying about what your neighbors are doing.
There are starving children here too, not just in Gerzbekistanistan or whatever country we are obsessed with "correcting" these days.
We apologize for the lack of humor, but there is really no way to make that cold fact funny.
Good Day.
Scott Walker sucks.
The United States has started "repositioning troops" it has stationed in the Northern part of Africa in response to recent Libyan and Egyptian military coups.
Because... you know... Egypt and Libya need big brother to watch their every step.
It's just annoying that the United States thinks it can come in and play "protector" for all of the countries... frankly, if they throw themselves into a state of civil war, let them!
I'm really not kidding. Let them kill each other off if that's what their "democracy" gets them. We don't have to keep making sure no one stubs their toes when they try to climb the stairs.
I'd like to see what the US is doing about all the gang wars going on in cities; what they plan to do about drug trafficking here; what they want to do for the starving people on our own streets.
Why is it that in every other country, they don't care if it ISN'T in their backyard... but America keeps looking everywhere but in the mirror...
Get your house in order before you start worrying about what your neighbors are doing.
There are starving children here too, not just in Gerzbekistanistan or whatever country we are obsessed with "correcting" these days.
We apologize for the lack of humor, but there is really no way to make that cold fact funny.
Good Day.
Scott Walker sucks.
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