So, we here at Blasphemy believe strongly in comedy. Unfortunately, there are times when things just aren't funny, so, for the first time, we're making up the news... BUT, since this IS a news blog, we will supply the true, boring story at the bottom (because you couldn't just be happy with what you got otherwise).
Several hundred domestic terrorists were arrested after forming an unruly mob and marching down Lake drive in support of the recall effort currently in effect against beloved State Senator Alberta Darling last week.
The mob, symbolizing blasphemy and anarchy against Governor Scott Walker’s administration, attempted to move from mid Shorewood to Big Bay Park in Whitefish Bay, where police waited to arrest the traitorous monsters.
As the group headed North, several of these terrorists were taken out by precise sniper fire from Wisconsin’s national guard (ordered in by Governor Walker earlier that day).
Traffic barriers were erected to ensure driver safety just before the mass arrived. As our savior troops stormed the protestors, many bellowed in fury, “Tell me what democracy sounds like!” to which the other traitors collectively bellowed “THIS is what democracy sounds like!” These were clearly dangerous criminals.
Thankfully, only a handful of treasonous protestors made it to Big Bay, where they were all arrested and immediately sent to Guantanamo Bay. Thank God for Scott Walker and those like him who protect us from these dangers.
This report has been brought to you by Fox News Milwaukee, bringing you the real news, the way it really happens, all the time.
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And now the real story (trust us, don't read it, you'll regret it)
In solidarity with the recall effort against Alberta Darling, several hundred demonstrators marched down Lake drive last week in Shorewood.
The march, held in conjunction with ongoing protest efforts against Governor Scott Walker’s administration, moved from South Shorewood to Big Bay Park in Whitefish Bay, where many marchers remained to hold signs and wave flags for passing cars to see.
As the group headed North, several participants peeled off the main mass to remain at even positions along the route, toting placards baring the specific distance remaining until Big Bay.
As cars passed by, horns blared to a recognized pattern that sounded out the symbolic words “Tell me what democracy sounds like!” to which the demonstrators would collectively bellow in response: “THIS is what democracy sounds like!”
The march lasted from 4PM to 6PM, yet dozens of people remained at Big Bay to continue the effort far after the end of the event.
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See? No fun, no blood, no freakshow... just stupid news news. Oh well.
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