I thought getting her own reality show (sitcom) would shut her up for a while, but former Governor Sarah Palin is still talking, and still not making any sense. Even her friends don't want to listen to her yap anymore.
This article reports Mike Huckabee stating in a public interview (sitcom) that Palin's nutritional plan just didn't measure up to that of the first lady, Michelle Obama.
Palin, in her every day life (sitcom) is under the impression that dessert is the most important part of the meal, and is an obvious advocate for regular obesity.
I guess she never studied the food pyramid.
I would write more, but I'm laughing too hard.
12/22/2010
WTF........ The CIA is a twelve-year-old
Read this article ... It's nice to know that the CIA knows how to make a funny.
Witty as that may be, I'd say that the CIA needs to adhere to a degree of professionalism... it's not like they're some random blog out there that's just designed to piss people off, they're the freaking CIA.
It scares me that they feel confident enough to be flippant about their acronyms when they let things like 9/11 go down right under their noses.
***Props to the author of that CNN article, by the way... it wasn't the boring trash I'm used to on that website***
Witty as that may be, I'd say that the CIA needs to adhere to a degree of professionalism... it's not like they're some random blog out there that's just designed to piss people off, they're the freaking CIA.
It scares me that they feel confident enough to be flippant about their acronyms when they let things like 9/11 go down right under their noses.
***Props to the author of that CNN article, by the way... it wasn't the boring trash I'm used to on that website***
12/21/2010
This week on STUPID
Read this:
http://www.cnn.com/2010/POLITICS/12/21/start.treaty/index.html?hpt=T1&iref=BN1
Okay... I'm going to presume you read that and didn't just skip it... because it's important.
Here's all I have to ask:
THERE WAS OPPOSITION TO THIS PROPOSAL!?!?!?!
You do realize that all this proposal does is limit the US and Russia to 1550 nuclear warheads and 700 launchers EACH?
I'll repeat that.
I will repeat that because most Americans read a number and think "oh, math... I don't want to do that." PAY ATTENTION TO THIS!
This proposed treaty......... would be an agreement...... to limit the NUCLEAR WEAPON ARSENAL of the TWO BIGGEST NUCLEAR POWERS ON THE PLANET to 1550 warheads and 700 launchers.
YOU MEAN THERE'S MORE?!
What this says, ladies and gentlemen, is that we as a people have been sitting on top of more raw power than it takes to blow up this planet six times over! AT THE VERY LEAST!!!!!!!!!!
I blame television.
Who gave this order? WHO!? Did they think five or six HUNDRED warheads wouldn't do the trick? The A-BOMB leveled a city on its own! Hydrogen bombs are TEN TIMES as destructive as the atomic bomb.
What the big wigs in power have finally seemed to realize is that more of these warheads does not equal more control of the world.
It's nice to know that we no longer think "HEY! THEY HAVE MORE THAN US!!! THEY CAN BLOW US UP TWICE!!! BUILD MORE WARHEADS!!!!!!"
For those of you who think that was a logical argument... blowing someone up ONCE does the trick. If they have the power to blow us up twice, it doesn't mean it's possible. Okay?
Here's some math again....
1-1 = 0... AKA you blow us up once, we're gone.
So, this is a good start for the men in black. Next, all we need to do is figure out who to sell the old warheads to.
Didn't think of that did you?
http://www.cnn.com/2010/POLITICS/12/21/start.treaty/index.html?hpt=T1&iref=BN1
Okay... I'm going to presume you read that and didn't just skip it... because it's important.
Here's all I have to ask:
THERE WAS OPPOSITION TO THIS PROPOSAL!?!?!?!
You do realize that all this proposal does is limit the US and Russia to 1550 nuclear warheads and 700 launchers EACH?
I'll repeat that.
I will repeat that because most Americans read a number and think "oh, math... I don't want to do that." PAY ATTENTION TO THIS!
This proposed treaty......... would be an agreement...... to limit the NUCLEAR WEAPON ARSENAL of the TWO BIGGEST NUCLEAR POWERS ON THE PLANET to 1550 warheads and 700 launchers.
YOU MEAN THERE'S MORE?!
What this says, ladies and gentlemen, is that we as a people have been sitting on top of more raw power than it takes to blow up this planet six times over! AT THE VERY LEAST!!!!!!!!!!
I blame television.
Who gave this order? WHO!? Did they think five or six HUNDRED warheads wouldn't do the trick? The A-BOMB leveled a city on its own! Hydrogen bombs are TEN TIMES as destructive as the atomic bomb.
What the big wigs in power have finally seemed to realize is that more of these warheads does not equal more control of the world.
It's nice to know that we no longer think "HEY! THEY HAVE MORE THAN US!!! THEY CAN BLOW US UP TWICE!!! BUILD MORE WARHEADS!!!!!!"
For those of you who think that was a logical argument... blowing someone up ONCE does the trick. If they have the power to blow us up twice, it doesn't mean it's possible. Okay?
Here's some math again....
1-1 = 0... AKA you blow us up once, we're gone.
So, this is a good start for the men in black. Next, all we need to do is figure out who to sell the old warheads to.
Didn't think of that did you?
12/17/2010
Madoff (we're actually still talking about him)
Read this---
http://money.cnn.com/2010/12/17/news/companies/madoff_picower/index.htm?hpt=T1
Welcome back. Now that you've read the article, here's some news for you: THEFT IS BAD!!!
...Except when it's not.
So here's the big picture in a nutshell - Bernie Madoff stole billions of dollars from his stock brokering clients over quite a span of years; he gave some of his money to a few of his favorite investors; he told his sons; his sons told authorities.
Now, this touches several nerves with me (apart from the fact that Madoff obviously didn't give his sons a large enough allowance... I mean, really, WHO tells on their father?): Madoff is the only one taking the hit here. Is that morally right?
NO!
You're an idiot if you answered "yes" to that question... or you're just ignorant... but either way, school is clearly just not working out for you.
Anyway, I digress...
Here's the money chain: A bunch of investors -> Madoff -> Madoff's favorite investors
Madoff is accountable for the money he stole, yes... but so are the people who ENDED UP WITH THE MONEY THAT WASN'T THEIRS TO BEGIN WITH!!! GOT IT?!?!?!
So, essentially, this woman who gave back 7 billion dollars is pioneering in doing what should be done by every person who wrongfully ended up with money that didn't belong to them.
Other people need to heed this example and cough up, or this game really isn't being played on an even field.
Bernie Madoff is a thief, and more than likely the spawn of Satan... but really, the devil never works alone.
***DISCLAIMER: we would like to remind the provable, factual world that the devil/Satan does not actually exist in a provable, factual world.***
http://money.cnn.com/2010/12/17/news/companies/madoff_picower/index.htm?hpt=T1
Welcome back. Now that you've read the article, here's some news for you: THEFT IS BAD!!!
...Except when it's not.
So here's the big picture in a nutshell - Bernie Madoff stole billions of dollars from his stock brokering clients over quite a span of years; he gave some of his money to a few of his favorite investors; he told his sons; his sons told authorities.
Now, this touches several nerves with me (apart from the fact that Madoff obviously didn't give his sons a large enough allowance... I mean, really, WHO tells on their father?): Madoff is the only one taking the hit here. Is that morally right?
NO!
You're an idiot if you answered "yes" to that question... or you're just ignorant... but either way, school is clearly just not working out for you.
Anyway, I digress...
Here's the money chain: A bunch of investors -> Madoff -> Madoff's favorite investors
Madoff is accountable for the money he stole, yes... but so are the people who ENDED UP WITH THE MONEY THAT WASN'T THEIRS TO BEGIN WITH!!! GOT IT?!?!?!
So, essentially, this woman who gave back 7 billion dollars is pioneering in doing what should be done by every person who wrongfully ended up with money that didn't belong to them.
Other people need to heed this example and cough up, or this game really isn't being played on an even field.
Bernie Madoff is a thief, and more than likely the spawn of Satan... but really, the devil never works alone.
***DISCLAIMER: we would like to remind the provable, factual world that the devil/Satan does not actually exist in a provable, factual world.***
12/16/2010
YOU ARE NOW IN DANGER OF READING THIS BLOG
Here are some examples of people I respect in a political sense:
1. Abraham Lincoln
2. Franklin Delano Roosevelt
3. Bill Clinton
4. Superman
5. That guy from Lost
6. Kiefer Sutherland
7. Jon Stewart
8. Lewis Black
9. Stephen Colbert
10. Arnold Schwarzenegger
Here are some examples of people who need to work a little harder to earn my political respect:
1. Richard Nixon
2. Barack Obama
3. Dick Cheney (actually, move him to position #1)
4. Sarah Palin
5. Ronald Reagan (the actor)
6. Ronald Reagan (the governor)
7. Ronald Reagan (the president)
8. Ron Johnson
9. Scott Walker
10. Joe Biden
That should give you an idea of my political image...
I think satire is more reliable than real news, and if you aren't dead at least fifty years or a TV show character, you likely won't make my team.
1. Abraham Lincoln
2. Franklin Delano Roosevelt
3. Bill Clinton
4. Superman
5. That guy from Lost
6. Kiefer Sutherland
7. Jon Stewart
8. Lewis Black
9. Stephen Colbert
10. Arnold Schwarzenegger
Here are some examples of people who need to work a little harder to earn my political respect:
1. Richard Nixon
2. Barack Obama
3. Dick Cheney (actually, move him to position #1)
4. Sarah Palin
5. Ronald Reagan (the actor)
6. Ronald Reagan (the governor)
7. Ronald Reagan (the president)
8. Ron Johnson
9. Scott Walker
10. Joe Biden
That should give you an idea of my political image...
I think satire is more reliable than real news, and if you aren't dead at least fifty years or a TV show character, you likely won't make my team.
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