Well this is really quite queer...
NASA experts recently decided that they'd been thinking too hard in recent years what with the Mars expedition and deep space imagery, so they decided to remind us all that they are based in Texas...
Remember a few years ago how the National Aeronautics and Space Administration suddenly decided to royally screw up the solar system song by declassifying Pluto as a planet? Well, "dey done it again!"
The latest development from our brightest minds in astrophysics tells us that our birth signs (provided you are older than two) are all messed up.
From 2009 until now, a new sign, Sacawakanugashmagonsteinberg, has waltzed its way into our star field. Right... in 2009, it just showed up? Their excuse is that "it's really quite a small constellation..." WELL THEN DON'T BOTHER COUNTING IT!!!
Why?! Who cares?! I was, honestly, just fine being a Capricorn, but apparently the space community of the world got really pissed at their lack of a social life and wanted me to be a Sagittarius. Whatever floats your boat I guess. Some people use punching bags to take out their aggression, astrophysicists redefine the laws of space.
Plus, the laws of Astrology are unchristian (right?) so they don't matter anyway if you're trying to get into the kingdom of heaven... which I, myself, am not.
***Please note that the laws of Astrology are probably unchristian, but if you fear them, the almighty will not smite you, in fact, the catholic church has already prescribed the appropriate reaction to that original sin: 3 bloody marries and a side order of fries***
********If there is a god, holy Moses I'm screwed**********
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