By popular demand, this blog will have periodical updates on the weather status of the place where it happens to be written, along with a brief description.
Dead and Frozen..........x..............................Frozen
(the "x" is where we are for those of you too stupid to get that on your own)
So yes... the weather here is cold. Very cold. Like, arctic levels of ice-cold. For all you New Yorkers who thought that blizzard on Christmas was the worst it got... thank your lucky stars you aren't here.
Forecast: Frostbite... lots and lots of frostbite
Chances for precipitation are quite high at 173% this week.
The dewpoint would have something to add but it left for warmer climates, we expect to have it back some time before July.
The weather is also a sad turn in the news for moviegoers everywhere. Since this weather is ideal for “snuggling up and catching a flick with some hot chocolate,” theaters will all be packed. We predict at least seven deaths related to violence in the theater today alone.
Animals everywhere are protesting the drastic changes in climate for “screwing up their damn hibernation cycle.” Rallies scheduled to protest the weather tomorrow afternoon at the big tree in the park.
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