Why Maryland?!?

Uh-huh

So... terrorists just suck now don't they?

I've always hated people who prey on peoples' fears for their own gain... but for the first time I find myself pitying them.

A box exploded in Maryland today and injured one person.

What?! Where the hell did that come from?!

You don't ATTACK Maryland... you drive through Maryland on your way to DC and don't even notice you were there.

The Maryland state sign even says, "Welcome to Maryland... you are now leaving Maryland"

Do we even TALK about Maryland? Do they have a sports team of note? Someone special who came from there? Because I was pretty sure that they were the state in the union that is most easily compared to old grandma sitting in her rocking chair on the porch... you know... when she's already dead but no one notices yet because the chair is still rocking and she never talks anyway.

So yeah, a box blew up in Maryland, and the terrorists are losing their touch.
I am now less concerned about the safety of my country than I was this morning.